No More Inferno for Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan will no longer be playing Linda Lovelace in her pornographic, violent and sometimes bestiality movie about her life Inferno.

Michael Wilder tells E!

"We are withdrawing our offer from Lindsay Lohan," Wilder says. "We are currently in negotiations [with another actress] and working out the legalities of bringing her onboard."

In fact, E! News will exclusively announce Monday which "amazing actress" is replacing Lohan as Lovelace.

Well it was bound to happen this way. Nobody was going to insure Lindsay to do the film in the first place. And they were supposed to start shooting months ago, but lohans trouble with rehab kept postponing that. You can't keep that many people out of work for that length of time. On the other hand, nobody is going to see this film without Lindsays name to it. Wasn't that kinda the whole point?

Personally, I'm glad Lindsay won't be making this shit film. This wasn't going to make her career any better? And I'm actually rooting for the town crackhead, so judge me if you must.

Lindsay,

Get sober and get right for the next few years. Then come back and slay the industry!

Sincerely, Tasha Dee

Also, unless Betty White is going to play Lovelace why are they even still going to make this film?


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Cast of Hangover 2 doesn't want Mel either!

No more Hangover for Mel Gibson! hahahaa I kid I kid. Mels best work comes from his probably alcohol induced behavior. "sugar tits" anyone?? "you were supposed to give me a blowjob but you fell asleep" and here's my absolute favorite! "i'm going to burn your house down, but you'll blow me first" OSCAR.WIN!

But really though, everyone knows by now that poor Mel won't get his big movie come back just yet. Don't worry, it'll happen eventually because society hates women. Poor Oksana. But on a serious note I do believe she tried to extort money. Ok back to the movie news smh.

Liam Neeson is replacing Mel Gibson in The Hangover 2.

“It’s true pending clearance of cast and crew background check," the actor's rep tells UsMagazine.com.

Gibson, 54, was initially cast as a tattoo artist. He was then given the boot because all of the film's stars -- including Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms -- objected to the stunt casting, a source tells Us.

I say good! I love Liam Neeson and honestly it's just too soon for Mel to be worried about being in America's good graces. Go handle your shit and then come and make us laugh! Or stay crazy. I have no preference.

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Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe

Michelle started her new film 'My Life with Maryilyng" in London today. She is playing oppositeEddie Redmayne, Kenneth Branagh, Judi Dench, and Dominic Cooper (eekz!)

Hollywood Insider reports:

The film tracks Monroe during a week she abandoned her Hollywood career to spend time with Colin Clark (Redmayne), a lowly assistant on the set of The Prince and the Showgirl, who escorted Monroe around Britain after her new husband, playwright Arthur Miller left the country.

Simon Curtis is directing from a script by Adrian Hodges.

Everyone on every blog is going in on how Michelle looks like a Drag Queen after a night of illegal pills and regular clients, but I think she looks good. Honestly, Michelle is probably one of the only actresses I could see playing Maryilyn decently. Unless they get an unknown, which I totally support! I'm no fan of her acting but she doesn't piss me off...good start Michelle...good start.

Let's look at other wannabee's!

Angelina Jolie....get it girl!

No thanks Lindsay...

HELL NO! NEVER! BITCH PLEASE.

I guess Only the Original will ever be good enough.

Idris Elba in Ghost Rider 2?



Idris Elba may be in Ghost Rider 2. No confirmation yet but he let it slipped that he would be working with Marvel again. Many thought it would be the next Blade film or Luke Cage, but looks like it's going to be Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. 

Heat Vision is reporting that Elba will join Neveldine/Taylor‘s Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, along with Johnny Whitworth (Gamer, The Dark Fields). This is soon after news that Ciaran Hinds has joined as the devil, “who wants to take over his mortal son’s body on the kid’s birthday.” The mother of the mortal son is played by Violante Placido. Nicolas Cage as the Ghost Rider will have to stop him.

Elba “plays an alcoholic warrior monk tasked with finding Ghost Rider.” Whitworth is a “criminal who is recruited by the devil to find the boy and is later turned into a demonic creature.” Neveldine/Taylor have written the script, spawned off an idea by David Goyer.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance starts shooting this November in Romania and Turkey.

Ok, I'm not super excited about this movie. I admit I saw the first one, but the boy I was talking too then took me to see it clearly because he was a child! Smh. So I can't honestly say I would even see this film, even with an alcoholic Idris that I could imagine taking advantage of! I know INSANE!

We'll see what happens.

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Emma Stone cast in the next Spider Man Movie!!!

Oh shit! Did I not post a picture of Emma?? My fault yall. Andrew Garfield does that to me sometimes.

Onwards. Emma Stone just got cast as the female lead in Spider Man. She will be playing Gwen Stacy opposite Andrew Garfiled. Get Excited. She beat out that Glee girl Dianna Argon.

Sony confirmed it today. Learn more here! I'm so happy!

Matt Tolmach, president of Columbia Pictures had this to say:

 “It’s been an incredible journey for us to watch Emma’s star rise as an actress.  She is extraordinarily talented and has a very special on-screen spark that is perfect for this role. Given her history with the studio, casting her in one of our most important franchises is a real thrill.”

Ok honestly, I was going to see this movie, despite it being 3-D (GAG!), just for Andrew Garfiled. But now, I want to see it because it may actually be good! I just recently blogged about my love for Andrew Garfield Emma Stone! Ok this is one set I will be sneaking on to fo sho.

Andrew Garfield?? Yes please

Ok so I love me some Shia Labeouf, but Andrew Garfield?? Andrew Garfield! I mean I watched The Social Network last night, and he took me there! Yes, there! The "I want to go to there" there.

I don't know. I can't describe it. I think I just have a thing for jew fros. But he really is a hottie and he's much older then me and he has a freaking british accent! So I'll be career stalking and LA stalking him in the near future. He is set to shoot the next spider man movie! Yes Peter, please save me with your venom.

**Shakes head** Umm yes, so he's def on my tashasMAD watch list.

and grrr. he made a movie with Cary Mulligan -__-

I'm hating. I emailed my friend as soon as I found out.

this is a rant email.

CARY FUCKING MULLIGAN. THAT STUPID BRITISH WHORE. I HATE HER. I AM JEALOUS OF HER. I HATE HER. first SHIA LABEOUF, second SHE'S BRITISH, third she's THE SUC IN SUCCESS grr, fourth OMFG fourth ANDREW FUCKING GARFIELD.

ok backstory. I was first introduced to Andrew Garfield last night when I watched the Social Network. Watch the movie, he and the twins are hot. ANYFUCKINGWAY! I decided he shall be mines because he's jewish, can act, sexy and jewish, made my heart thumper, he's sexy and jewish (and i've finally admitted that I have a type) and KIM, he is fucking american-british. Kim he has an accent! So I'm literally texting Shia like, "I hope you can get over me fast bitch" and thus start my google stalking of Andrew. whyyy did a whole bunch of pictures of him with CAREY FUCKING MULLIGAN POP THE FUCK UP! kim i am so mad! I mean, I get it. Every hero needs her villian but damn bitch! So ok it's official. Me and Carey are beefing. So hard man. so hard.

ENJOY THE ROAD!

oh ps. they did some movie together last year called Never Let Me Go. I will be watching it soon.

 I will watch Never Let Me Go. And I will probably love it, but I will still...STILL...be pissy of Cary Mulligan.

EDITED TO ADD: I am the hero and Carey is the Villain.

Breaking Dawn Update: Maggie Grace

So, Maggie Grace is all set to play Irina in Breaking Dawn. Care not I.

Just Kidding! I do care, hence the Post. She is probably best known for being Liam Neeson's daughter in Taken. Great fucking film! I mean Great.

Ok Twiharts, another white girl will be starring in twilight. Freaking Great. I'm still waiting for them to offer me the role of Tanya! We need some sisters up in there.

Hey Stephanie Myers, are you trying to be fucking funny? How come out of all the covens that come to witness for the Cullens none are from Africa?

As a black woman obessed with Twilight I am appalled. I'll be awaiting my script TWILIGHT!

Update:

Ok I did some research on Tanya. (aka google is my homie) Supposedly she is from Slovakia. Which is cool because black people are everywhere. Good looks slave trade. Now, for the purpose of my argument I will like to add that Tanya being a sister ALSO WORKS because when Laurent leaves his coven to be with the Denali coven he falls in love with Irina. Ok, so Laurent and Tanya are homies because they share the same oppressions as being rare black vampires. Laurent, being the typical black male, just happens to fall in love with her white sister. SMH! Ok so it could totally work and then every race is represented and Twilight wins.

Are you with me people?