Cast of Hangover 2 doesn't want Mel either!

No more Hangover for Mel Gibson! hahahaa I kid I kid. Mels best work comes from his probably alcohol induced behavior. "sugar tits" anyone?? "you were supposed to give me a blowjob but you fell asleep" and here's my absolute favorite! "i'm going to burn your house down, but you'll blow me first" OSCAR.WIN!

But really though, everyone knows by now that poor Mel won't get his big movie come back just yet. Don't worry, it'll happen eventually because society hates women. Poor Oksana. But on a serious note I do believe she tried to extort money. Ok back to the movie news smh.

Liam Neeson is replacing Mel Gibson in The Hangover 2.

“It’s true pending clearance of cast and crew background check," the actor's rep tells UsMagazine.com.

Gibson, 54, was initially cast as a tattoo artist. He was then given the boot because all of the film's stars -- including Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms -- objected to the stunt casting, a source tells Us.

I say good! I love Liam Neeson and honestly it's just too soon for Mel to be worried about being in America's good graces. Go handle your shit and then come and make us laugh! Or stay crazy. I have no preference.

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Scream 4: Trailer

Director Wes Craven is back! Yes! I'm  excited to see the new addition to the scream series. Ugh! How come Saw comes out every damn year but we gotta wait a different decade for Scream?
Neve Campbell, David Arquette, and Courteney Cox also return. And I love that the rest of the ensemble cast is of the new young Hollywood...mostly because I'm morbid and they probably all die??

Emma Roberts, Hayden Pannettiere, Rory Culkin (who's dating Emma Roberts??? whaa?) and more lames.

Anydeadbodies, where is my young black Hollywood?? Well at least I won't be mad that they killed them all off first, I guess.

Check out trailer here!

Never Let Me Go: Trailer

So this is a movie that I'm actually pressed to see. I wouldn't say excited because that doesn't accurately describe it. I am anxious yes, because it stars the great Andrew Garfield but I am sad because it also bleakly features my self made arch nemesis Carey Mulligan.

It's the story of three friends who attend what seems to be an English boarding school but as they get older they realize that they have an unfortunate purpose. Will love somehow save them? And if so, whose love? For there seems to be a love triangle of sorts going on.

The movie is out but I have yet to see it. I will though, soon enough. I love a good dramatic piece, and I actually hope to cry. Judge.Me.Not

P.S if anyone asks me if I cried during this movie I'll either break into a sprint or fake a stroke.

Check out the trailer here.

Kanye West on...?? Nvm, all his shit goes over my head.

Kanye granted The Mirror's 3am with an interview. (You know they should've been happy he came to that fake sh!t)

You can hate the man but he does make good music, really really loves fashion, and will probably be one of my generations biggest legends. For that, I sit back and nod because I feel powerless. So when he made this quote I went with it.

So how does he see the future? Kayne insisted: "I don't want to be put in the hip-hop box, I'm an artist. Hopefully I'll hook up with George Lucas and do a film about yellow people with beaks."

Well Sir, being that you are so great I'm sure George Lucas is working on the plot, theme, and purpose as we speak...wait yellow people with beaks? Maybe he wants to pay tribute to the Simpsons...in space???!

Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe

Michelle started her new film 'My Life with Maryilyng" in London today. She is playing oppositeEddie Redmayne, Kenneth Branagh, Judi Dench, and Dominic Cooper (eekz!)

Hollywood Insider reports:

The film tracks Monroe during a week she abandoned her Hollywood career to spend time with Colin Clark (Redmayne), a lowly assistant on the set of The Prince and the Showgirl, who escorted Monroe around Britain after her new husband, playwright Arthur Miller left the country.

Simon Curtis is directing from a script by Adrian Hodges.

Everyone on every blog is going in on how Michelle looks like a Drag Queen after a night of illegal pills and regular clients, but I think she looks good. Honestly, Michelle is probably one of the only actresses I could see playing Maryilyn decently. Unless they get an unknown, which I totally support! I'm no fan of her acting but she doesn't piss me off...good start Michelle...good start.

Let's look at other wannabee's!

Angelina Jolie....get it girl!

No thanks Lindsay...

HELL NO! NEVER! BITCH PLEASE.

I guess Only the Original will ever be good enough.

Idris Elba in Ghost Rider 2?



Idris Elba may be in Ghost Rider 2. No confirmation yet but he let it slipped that he would be working with Marvel again. Many thought it would be the next Blade film or Luke Cage, but looks like it's going to be Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. 

Heat Vision is reporting that Elba will join Neveldine/Taylor‘s Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, along with Johnny Whitworth (Gamer, The Dark Fields). This is soon after news that Ciaran Hinds has joined as the devil, “who wants to take over his mortal son’s body on the kid’s birthday.” The mother of the mortal son is played by Violante Placido. Nicolas Cage as the Ghost Rider will have to stop him.

Elba “plays an alcoholic warrior monk tasked with finding Ghost Rider.” Whitworth is a “criminal who is recruited by the devil to find the boy and is later turned into a demonic creature.” Neveldine/Taylor have written the script, spawned off an idea by David Goyer.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance starts shooting this November in Romania and Turkey.

Ok, I'm not super excited about this movie. I admit I saw the first one, but the boy I was talking too then took me to see it clearly because he was a child! Smh. So I can't honestly say I would even see this film, even with an alcoholic Idris that I could imagine taking advantage of! I know INSANE!

We'll see what happens.

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Emma Stone cast in the next Spider Man Movie!!!

Oh shit! Did I not post a picture of Emma?? My fault yall. Andrew Garfield does that to me sometimes.

Onwards. Emma Stone just got cast as the female lead in Spider Man. She will be playing Gwen Stacy opposite Andrew Garfiled. Get Excited. She beat out that Glee girl Dianna Argon.

Sony confirmed it today. Learn more here! I'm so happy!

Matt Tolmach, president of Columbia Pictures had this to say:

 “It’s been an incredible journey for us to watch Emma’s star rise as an actress.  She is extraordinarily talented and has a very special on-screen spark that is perfect for this role. Given her history with the studio, casting her in one of our most important franchises is a real thrill.”

Ok honestly, I was going to see this movie, despite it being 3-D (GAG!), just for Andrew Garfiled. But now, I want to see it because it may actually be good! I just recently blogged about my love for Andrew Garfield Emma Stone! Ok this is one set I will be sneaking on to fo sho.

Life As We Know it: Review

Life As We Know it starring Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas, Christina Hendricks and precious babies Alexis Clagett and her sister Brynn Clasgett. Directed by Greg Berlanti.

Edit: I got to go to my first movie screening! Well not my first, but the first in LA. Ok enough. Onwards

Admittedly I was hesitant to see this movie because of Katherine Heigl and her rude ass, and it's about babies gah! But it did look cute so when the opportunity presented itself. I went!

A happy couple decide to set each of their best friends up for a date in 2007. The first date is an epic fail and hilarity ensues as they realize they pretty much dont get along. Fast forward to present day and the happy couple has their first child together and appropriately name their best friends the God Parents. A year later they die in a fatal car crash. Baby Sophie is taken to Child Protective Services and both Holly and Eric (Katherine and Josh) have an important decision to make. Ignore the final requests of their former best friends and continue to live their lives as is, or dramatically change their plans to accommodate their orphan God child. Ok so they obviously decide to TRY things with raising Sophie, but it's still worth your viewing time, I think...

Now ordinarily I would give this movie the side eye. So two hot ppl (i'm being nice Katherine) are forced to live in the house of their dead best friend *blinks three times*, raise the baby together even though they aren't a "couple" *pouts lips and thinks "mmmhmm sure"* and none of the other family members can help them figure this mess out?? Ok, I give them that last one because people do suck sometimes.

If you can get over that bit of a stretch then I think your easy going enough to enjoy the rest of the film. I found myself laughing at a few cute parts here and there. If your a sucker for country accents then you'll love the hunky role of hot piece Josh Lucas of Sweet Home Alabama fame. I was grateful for that, and it made the movie that much more enjoyable.

I won't go on a I hate Katherine Heigl rant today because I do continue to see her movies, she's just much more natural in romantic comedies then Jennifer Needsaman Aniston.

Ok guys, you've all been waiting for my final grade. Drum roll please *crickets* That works too. 7/10

Be excellent.

Andrew Garfield?? Yes please

Ok so I love me some Shia Labeouf, but Andrew Garfield?? Andrew Garfield! I mean I watched The Social Network last night, and he took me there! Yes, there! The "I want to go to there" there.

I don't know. I can't describe it. I think I just have a thing for jew fros. But he really is a hottie and he's much older then me and he has a freaking british accent! So I'll be career stalking and LA stalking him in the near future. He is set to shoot the next spider man movie! Yes Peter, please save me with your venom.

**Shakes head** Umm yes, so he's def on my tashasMAD watch list.

and grrr. he made a movie with Cary Mulligan -__-

I'm hating. I emailed my friend as soon as I found out.

this is a rant email.

CARY FUCKING MULLIGAN. THAT STUPID BRITISH WHORE. I HATE HER. I AM JEALOUS OF HER. I HATE HER. first SHIA LABEOUF, second SHE'S BRITISH, third she's THE SUC IN SUCCESS grr, fourth OMFG fourth ANDREW FUCKING GARFIELD.

ok backstory. I was first introduced to Andrew Garfield last night when I watched the Social Network. Watch the movie, he and the twins are hot. ANYFUCKINGWAY! I decided he shall be mines because he's jewish, can act, sexy and jewish, made my heart thumper, he's sexy and jewish (and i've finally admitted that I have a type) and KIM, he is fucking american-british. Kim he has an accent! So I'm literally texting Shia like, "I hope you can get over me fast bitch" and thus start my google stalking of Andrew. whyyy did a whole bunch of pictures of him with CAREY FUCKING MULLIGAN POP THE FUCK UP! kim i am so mad! I mean, I get it. Every hero needs her villian but damn bitch! So ok it's official. Me and Carey are beefing. So hard man. so hard.

ENJOY THE ROAD!

oh ps. they did some movie together last year called Never Let Me Go. I will be watching it soon.

 I will watch Never Let Me Go. And I will probably love it, but I will still...STILL...be pissy of Cary Mulligan.

EDITED TO ADD: I am the hero and Carey is the Villain.

The Social Network: Review

The Social Network starring Jessie Eisenburg, Andrew Garfield, Justin Timberlake, Rashida Jones, Rooney mara, and Joseph Mazzello. Directed by THE David Fincher.

The movie about Facebook.com and the impending lawsuits it brought forth. Yes please! Based off the book "The Accidental Billionaires: The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal" by Ben Mezrich.

So Mark Zuckerberg already said that the movie is fiction, which I would too. He comes off as some nerdy asshole, but in the end he isn't necessarily unlikeable but rather just a motivated mother effer. At least that's what I took from the film. The first scene you see Jessie interact with his girlfriend, and it's odd. You wonder how they even got to that point in their relationship but it doesn't really matter because they break up and an angry Zuckerberg runs (literally for like 5 minutes?) back to his dorm to drink, bitch about his ex on his blog, and start a website. I loved it!

We are first introduced to his best friend Eduardo (Andrew Garfield) in this scene where he reads the blog and comes to be there for his friend. BROMANCE! He actually becomes the CFO of facebook, and one half of the impending lawsuits Mark later faces. He essentially puts up the funding for the website and after the launch signed a contract for 30% of shares, that later goes to 0.03%. Mark does nothing to defend his friend. He actually ends up being butt buddies with the creator of Napster, Sean Parker (Justin Timberlake) Some social network party asshole who bumps heads with Eduardo. It's a fucked up story but one that leads to millions and billions of dollars. Seemingly unrealistcic but really truly realistic.

I think David Fincher did great with the story. It had the right amount of comedy, awkardness, emotional roller coaster, and great dialoque. If you're interested in the film, you won't be disappointed. Seriously! 10/10.

P.S. David Fincher is currently directing The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. That's major son.